Girl, You So Well Spoken!

You ever notice how hoodrat stuff always happens on a major holiday?? Somebody's Uncle Ray Ray needs to get bailed out of jail, someone's brother gets caught with weed in his backpack, someone's cousin Janice pees on a stick and a plus sign shows up, and Terry and Cheryl announce they're getting divorced because their skanky 3rd cousin twice removed broke up their marriage... And all of this before anyone even makes it to the 2nd helping of sweet potatoes!

Hopefully none of my dear Bust-It-Babies will have to experience any of the above! So this thanksgiving, ruminate over the fact that your family is near perfect (with the exception of your creepy Uncle Paul who still wants you to sit on his lap even though you're 22 now). And while you chew on that turkey leg, feast your eyes upon these dramatics and give thanks that you don't have to hear what this little boy is clearly used to hearing in his home:

It wouldn't be right if I didn't wish my favorite Bust-it-Babies a Happy Thanksgiving!!!!

I'm thankful for being blessed with a wonderful family--the one I was born into and the ones I've met and created :)--and wonderful readers!!!

While I'm sure you'll all be partaking in marvelous feasts today, be sure to leave room for some dessert! Everyone likes cookies, right? :

Al Be Back Ft. Olivia ~ Cookie Jar BeMIx!!

Shout out to Starr Studded Music, Moon Six and Moon Six artist Reilly who is featured playing Olivia's little sister in the video :)

YES, today is the day!!!

Have YOU purchased your own personal copy of 808's & Heartbreak yet?!?!

Yes, it's different. You might even say it's odd. But guess what??

It's NUMBER ONE on iTunes!!!!!!!!

Whether that's because the people love it or they just want to see the pyschological unraveling of KanYe West over sinister baselines is unclear. But honestly, who cares?

Break out your glowsticks and partake as Ye tells you in 12 different ways just how unique he is.

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"Fame is like a prison, but you just got Louis Vuitton wallpaper"
-Kanye West

So I took a weekend hiatus.

I wish I could say that it was because life was just so incredibly busy and exciting that hey, I just didn't have time to blog, but I would be lying through my teeth slightly stretching the truth. Ok, no, I'd be lying through my teeth. Getting out of town every weekend is going to become a priority rather than just a sporadic indulgence because this city is incredibly boring.

I spent the majority of the weekend horizontal with my [extremely awesome & brand spanking new] MacBook open to SurfTheChannel.com and my space heaters turned up to the Hades setting. And I wish I meant horizontal in the sense that I was doing an illicit tango with someone of the opposite sex, but no, instead I mean horizontal in the depressing way that us single people lie in bed with granny panties & a hoodie on, mismatching socks, hair a mess, lips ashy, and a roll of toilet paper on hand (cuz I mean, who buys kleenex for their house anyway? Complete waste of money if you ask me).

The highlight of the weekend? My guilty pleasure. Everyone has one (some have more than others) and this week's guilty pleasure for your favorite blogger was the highly-anticipated, excessively hyped Twilight. Yes, Twilight, as in that movie based on the best-selling novel that is equal parts cheesiness and ingenuity.

While the movie wasn't exactly Academy Award-worthy, it was absolutely magical! And if you're the kind of girl like me who, admittedly, has been known to read a Nora Roberts book or two (or... ten) in the past (hey America, don't judge me ok??), then you will absolutely love the way Rob Pattinson and Kristin Stewart smolder on the screen! The sexual tension is so thick you could cut it with a knife. I mean, seriously, I'd be lying if I didn't leave wishing Edward CullenRob Pattinson would bite me on the neck and then make sweet, sweet love to me for an eternity. I'm just sayin...

So, yeah, Lainey Gossip couldn't have said it any better:

"If you’re seeing it tonight, make sure you have a booty call lined up."

Bring on the sequel snitches!

(For those interested, you'll find a particularly spectacular review here... note: if you don't want to see any spoilers, DO NOT READ this)