Today, Martin Louis the King Jr turns 32! In his honor, rock a denim jacket, tell at least three people that you are better/cooler/doper/fresher than them, and throw at least two b!tch fits. All of those activities are certified Kanye West-approved, trust me.
Here's some vintage Kanye-isms for your enjoyment!
The spirit of Lady Gaga jumped upon Johnny Weir and allowed him to release the full powers of his inner dramatic cunt-- and I loved it! Click the video and let him give you everything you want and need!
Nothing cures the Hump Day Blues like discussion of f*ckery. Case and point:
"...I don’t see what the big deal is, to be honest. Ciara copies Beyoncé; Beyoncé copies everybody and their play cousin; BET copies MTV; Michael Jackson copies Mr. Potato Head…the list goes on. If you motherlovers want originality, you won’t find it in the mainstream music scene. Pop your p*ssy to some indie artists."
-Kid Fury, the hilarious blogger over at So Furious.com, on the subject of Ciara's "Love, Sex, & Magic" video drama
So KiD CuDi has said that he is officially unretiring. Or he has said that he is officially saying "April Fool's!" for ever saying he was retiring in the first place.
Apparently, he was having a dark moment, kind of like the fictional superhero, Spiderman, who decided he didn't want to be Spiderman anymore because, you know, things in his life were hard; fighting criminals/villains trying to kill him, leading a double life, carrying around an emotionally taxing burden of blame for the death of his Uncle... I can completely see how that translates to the life of a singer/rapper who lives his life traveling in an entourage and recording music, wearing lots of gold chains, tight jeans and free gear from all of the hottest urban designers, battling the disapproval of friends you never see that say you've changed... Poor thang... But have no fear world, he has come to his senses! He realizes that like the world needed Spiderman, we also need CuDi.
*Blank stare*
Someone needs to advise CuDi to stop allowing his weed man to lace his stuff with a little somethin' extra. Neurosis and depression seem to be the unfortunate side-effects. I guess we should have known he was having a dramatic c*nt episode. The fact that he described the Little Bootscover of his hit song "Day N Nite" (a song about a "lonely loner/stoner") as a true testament to how sad and depressed he was when he wrote the song should have indicated that the guy just needed a hug. Sigh...
Watch the video below for the footage of him rescinding his retirement:
Monday, June 8, 2009 at 10:48AM 