Girl, You So Well Spoken!

Are you ready for it? Do you have your glowsticks on hand??

I told you before that KanYe West and Lady GaGa were embarking upon a magical tour! And your favourite blogger still plans on being there in the front row with my "girl, you so different!" sunglasses on, thrusting my pelvis inappropriately to the beat!! I wonder if Kanye will let Gaga be great, or if he will get his panties in a bunch if she outshines him in those delicious bubble dresses and penciled in eyebrows. I'm betting he will set his entire person on fire to compete with her flaming boobies at the MuchMusic Awards! Just teasing of course! You know I stan for Martin Louis the King, Jr AND Gagalicious!

But I digress... if any of you whores want to get you a piece [(c)Freshalina], memorize the tour dates below and find yourself at one or all of the locations! Don't say I never gave you nothin':

Oct 04, 2009 HSBC Arena Buffalo, New York
Oct 07, 2009 TD Banknorth Garden Boston, Massachusetts
Oct 10, 2009 1st Mariner Arena Baltimore, Maryland
Oct 11, 2009 Wachovia Center Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Oct 13, 2009 Xcel Energy Center Saint Paul, Minnesota
Oct 15, 2009 Madison Square Garden Arena New York, New York
Oct 16, 2009 Nassau Coliseum Uniondale, New York
Oct 17, 2009 IZOD Center East Rutherford, New Jersey
Oct 28, 2009 Quicken Loans Arena Cleveland, Ohio
Oct 29, 2009 Verizon Center Washington, District of Columbia
Oct 31, 2009 Palace Of Auburn Hills Auburn Hills, Michigan
Nov 02, 2009 United Center Chicago, Illinois
Nov 05, 2009 Toyota Center Houston, Texas
Nov 07, 2009 New Orleans Arena New Orleans, Louisiana
Nov 08, 2009 American Airlines Center Dallas, Texas
Nov 10, 2009 US Airways Center Phoenix, Arizona
Nov 11, 2009 Cox Arena at Aztec Bowl San Diego, California
Nov 13, 2009 Mandalay Bay Events Center Las Vegas, Nevada
Nov 14, 2009 Honda Center Anaheim, California
Nov 16, 2009 Staples Center Los Angeles, California
Nov 18, 2009 Save Mart Center Fresno, California
Nov 20, 2009 ARCO Arena Sacremento, California
Nov 21, 2009 HP Pavilion At San Jose San Jose, California
Nov 22, 2009 HP Pavilion At San Jose San Jose, California
Dec 02, 2009 Pepsi Center Denver, Colorado
Dec 03, 2009 Tingley Coliseum Albuquerque, New Mexico
Dec 05, 2009 Sprint Center Kansas City, Missouri
Dec 06, 2009 Scottrade Center Saint Louis, Missouri
Dec 09, 2009 Bank Atlantic Ampitheater FT Lauderdale, Florida
Dec 11, 2009 Philips Arena Atlanta, Georgia
Dec 12, 2009 Greensboro Coliseum Complex Greensburo, North Carolina
Dec 13, 2009 Norfolk Scope Arena Norfolk, Virginia
Dec 15, 2009 Mohegan Sun Arena Uncasville, Connecticut

source: broken cool

Perez Hilton has announced that two of the biggest whores for pop-culture icon status pop-artists of our time will be touring together this Fall!!

Yup, Kanye West and Lady Gaga will be performing as one big dramatic cunt act!!

Personally, I will be there with bells and whistles on to witness the both of them try and outdo each other while wearing ridiculous costumes and prancing around on elaborate sets! Denim, sunglasses, shoulder pads, fake eyelashes, and fish nets will abound! Come out and bring ya glowsticks [(c) @freshalina]! I wonder if Kanye plans on resurrecting the autotune for this tour. Like, did he really kill and bury it with Jay-Z, or did he just fake its death, like the NAACP did with the N-word??

This jacket from the Matthew Williamson for H&M 2009 Summer Men's Collection is giving me everything I want and need! (H&M is pulling out the big guns in order to stay relevant and not be dwarfed by TopMan, no?) I don't like the studded jacket so much with those seersucker (?) pants. Furthermore, I don't think that it's an "every-mans" jacket, so please fellaz, assess yourself thoroughly and honestly before sliding that card at the register.

That being said, I would love to see some you fashionable and fabulous gentleman and zestleman alike rocking this jacket and other looks from the line after May 14th!

Check out more looks from the line here

Say what you want about my taste, but Gossip Girl's Ed Westwick is sexy! "Chuck Bass" is the epitome of a loveable rogue, and it seems that so is the man behind the character. He sat down with David Coleman of Interview Magazine and had the following to say:

COLMAN: What do you like about New York that you don’t get in London?

WESTWICK: It’s 24/7 here—it really is. It’s nonstop. I mean, I’m young, I’ve got the energy, and it just seems like everything is at your doorstep. You can have it in the click of your fingers, which can make one lazy, I guess. You don’t really have to leave your apartment for anything.

COLMAN: What’s the latest you’ve ever gotten home?

WESTWICK: [laughs] Probably like three days later.

COLMAN: That’s pretty good. So you are really taking advantage of the 24/7 . . .

WESTWICK: Look, there are a lot of cool things to do in New York, you know? You’ve got such a variety of . . . of fun to get involved in. And, of course, like anyone, you’re young and you like to . . .

COLMAN: Go to museums.

WESTWICK: Go to museums, exactly.

(Spotted over at Perezzers)

The spirit of Lady Gaga jumped upon Johnny Weir and allowed him to release the full powers of his inner dramatic cunt-- and I loved it! Click the video and let him give you everything you want and need!

(Spotted over at Perez Hilton)